2025 Singapore Happy Chinese New Year (CNY) Snake Year Whatsapp / Telegram Copypasta Message

GONG XI FUCK CAI 😩‼️Be like Lawrence and tell 阿龙 to retire 🐉💤👴🏻 because IT’S THE YEAR OF THE SNAKE!!!🐍🐍🐍💦💦💦 You know what that means you qipao sssssssluts 👘👀 Its time to use that long tongue to SLURP on AHGONG’s ANACONDA 🥵👅👲👴🍊🐍🍊and 大槽惊蛇 for that THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥’s BIG Malaysian 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗 and text your sexiest friends 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦

Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼️‼️‼️ If you get 0️⃣-3️⃣ of these back, you won’t get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4️⃣-7️⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8️⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨️♨️🈵🈵‼️

I’ve personally always found the existence of this quite fascinating. To my knowledge it originated around 8+ years ago, and this specific reddit post captures the “energy” around the phenomenon when it was still rather commonplace in the Singaporean zeitgeist: Happy Chinese New Year, r/sg!!! 

So, it was of some sadness to me when I stopped receiving them the past few years. Or more accurately, I still received them but the lacked the scandalous creativity that characterized the first few years of this phenomenon. 

Whatever I got seemed to merely be a copy of what was sent last year, with at best few surface edits. Where are my zodiac specific innuendos? Where are obscenities that tie in tradition, taboo, contemporary news and a barely repressed sexuality?   

Perhaps I am just getting old, and my network of friends no longer has the same youthful vigor as they used to. Or perhaps they still have it, but we have merely aged to that point in life where those energies are now preoccupied with the formal requirements of working life. As someone on the reddit chain aptly mentioned – to craft the right puns and select the most absurdly appropriate emojis is an endeavor of some patience and effort. Maybe we are simply too exhausted for that now, and there is something profoundly sad about that. 

Still, I have some juice left in me still. So the above is my attempt this year –  and hopefully I will have something next year too!