2025 Singapore Happy Chinese New Year (CNY) Snake Year Whatsapp / Telegram Copypasta Message

What you came for
GONG XI FUCK CAI π©βΌοΈBe like Lawrence and tell ιΏιΎ to retire ππ€π΄π» because ITβS THE YEAR OF THE SNAKE!!!ππππ¦π¦π¦ You know what that means you qipao sssssssluts ππ Its time to use that long tongue to SLURP on AHGONGβs ANACONDA π₯΅π
π²π΄πππand ε€§ζ§½ζθ for that THICCC HONGBAOS γοΈπ°π΅βΌοΈGet your love letters ππ ready for some of your ε€§ε₯βs BIG Malaysian θεΉ² ππ₯π₯ππ and text your sexiest friends π±π±ππ to come visiting π‘π¦π‘π¦π‘π¦
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My relationship with this strange tradition
I’ve personally always found the existence of this quite fascinating. To my knowledge it originated around 8+ years ago, and this specific reddit post captures the “energy” around the phenomenon when it was still rather commonplace in the Singaporean zeitgeist: Happy Chinese New Year, r/sg!!!
So, it was of some sadness to me when I stopped receiving them the past few years. Or more accurately, I still received them but the lacked the scandalous creativity that characterized the first few years of this phenomenon.
Whatever I got seemed to merely be a copy of what was sent last year, with at best few surface edits. Where are my zodiac specific innuendos? Where are obscenities that tie in tradition, taboo, contemporary news and a barely repressed sexuality?
Perhaps I am just getting old, and my network of friends no longer has the same youthful vigor as they used to. Or perhaps they still have it, but we have merely aged to that point in life where those energies are now preoccupied with the formal requirements of working life. As someone on the reddit chain aptly mentioned – to craft the right puns and select the most absurdly appropriate emojis is an endeavor of some patience and effort. Maybe we are simply too exhausted for that now, and there is something profoundly sad about that.
Still, I have some juice left in me still. So the above is my attempt this year – and hopefully I will have something next year too!